engineer's life

You might be an engineer if . . .

. . . you have no life and can prove it
mathematically.

. . . you enjoy pain.

. . . you know vector calculus but you
can't remember how to do long division.

. . . you chuckle whenever anyone says
'centrifugal force'.

. . . you've actually ever used every
single function on your graphing calculator.

. . . when you look in the mirror, you
see an engineering major.

. . . it is sunny and 70 degrees
outside, and you are working on a computer.

. . . you frequently whistle the theme
song to 'MacGyver'.

. . . you always do homework on Friday
nights.

. . . you know how to integrate a
chicken and can take the derivative of
water.

. . . you think in 'math'.

. . . you've calculated that the World
Series actually diverges.

. . . you hesitate to look at something
because you don't want to break down its
wave function.

. . . you have a pet named after a
scientist.

. . . you laugh at jokes about
mathematicians.

. . . the Humane Society has had you
arrested because you actually performed
the Schroedinger's Cat Experiment.

. . . you can translate English into Binary.

. . . you can't remember what's behind
the door in the science building which
says "Exit".

. . . you have to bring a jacket with
you, in the middle of summer, because
there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.

. . . you are completely addicted to
caffeine.

. . . you avoid doing anything because
you don't want to contribute to the
eventual heat-death of the universe.

. . . you consider any non-science
course 'easy'.

. . . when your professor asks you where
your homework is, you claim to have
accidentally determined its momentum so
precisely, that according to Heisenberg
it could be anywhere in the universe.

. . . the 'fun' center of your brain has
deteriorated from lack of use.

. . . you'll assume that a 'horse' is a
'sphere' in order to make the math easier.

. . . you understood more than five of
these indicators.

. . . you make a hard copy of this list
and post it on your office door.

. . . you know the glass is neither half
full nor half empty; it's simply twice
as big as it needs to be.

physics jokes

"Theory is when you know how it works
but it still doesn't. Practice is when
it works but you don't know why. In the
Department of Physics, theory and
practice are joined together: nothing
works and no one knows why!"

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What is the difference between a
physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician?

If an engineer walks into a room and
sees a fire in the middle and a bucket
of water in the corner, he takes the
bucket of water and pours it on the fire
and puts it out.

If a physicist walks into a room and
sees a fire in the middle and a bucket
of water in the corner, he takes the
bucket of water and pours it eloquently
around the fire and lets the fire put
itself out.

If a mathematician walks into a room and
sees a fire in the middle and a bucket
of water in the corner, he convinces
himself there is a solution and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to
stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to
cross roads.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken
crossed the road or the road crossed the
chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens
to cross roads.

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There is this farmer who is having
problems with his chickens. All of the
sudden, they are all getting very sick
and he doesn't know what is wrong with
them. After trying all conventional
means, he calls a biologist, a chemist,
and a physicist to see if they can
figure out what is wrong. So the
biologist looks at the chickens,
examines them a bit, and says he has no
clue what could be wrong with them. Then
the chemist takes some tests and makes
some measurements, but he can't come to
any conclusions either. So the physicist
tries. He stands there and looks at the
chickens for a long time without
touching them or anything. Then all of
the sudden he starts scribbling away in
a notebook. Finally, after several
gruesome calculations, he exclaims,
'I've got it! But it only works for
spherical chickens in a vacuum.'

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You enter the laboratory and see an
experiment.
How will you know which class is it?
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.

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Q: How many theoretical physicists
specializing in general relativity does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to
rotate the universe.

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Q: What is the difference between
Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons,
Civil Engineers build targets.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks,
"Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree
asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree
asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks,
"Do you want fries with that?"

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To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as
big as it needs to be.

welcome bck to UTP...ths is d 1st week here in UTP...wat a bz n memenatkan week..a lot of trouble comes...1stly hstel registration...im here since friday...huhu n i got my room on sturday...but still hav probs with dat...my room not fully equip...der is no study table n da door is broken...waaaa..2nd thng is lab n lec registration...evrythng sux...ive set all da shdule..n i thnk ive done well on it...but bcoz of 1 subject do changes in last minutes..its spoil everythng...wtF!!!! so now im so in dead...huhu..i dunno wat to do next...hope i can see "sinar2 kmudahan" in my future...hahaha...funny =P

when LECEH n MALAS meet each other

goin back to uTp!!!! yeah sonoknye...but smthing terrible happen..still hav d probs with dat hostel rgstration thingy...waaa sooo leceh laa...now im sick bout this things..hope it will settle tmorrow n so dat i will hepi...if not im totally a dead meat...sigh...90% of my stuff at berg's room...another 10% i'll bring it tmorrow...hehehe...but now my ke-xcited-an are gone...bcoz of dis hostel probs...malas la plak rs...sigh...n now when malas n leceh meet each other, evrything will spoil n now im feel its bttr if i stay at home rather thn hostel...but i can't do such a stupid thing...sigh...hurm its ok...gve it a try tmorrow...hope it will settle down quickly...haha...ketidak laratan mnunggu sudah =P

m.i.s.s.e.s

woah hols will end soon..im very happy to hear dat...but i do missin a lot of thing...huhu...i miss sushi king(berg jom la g mkn ag)..i miss mcD 24hours medan gopeng (erm gimme 1 large fries n large coke)...hahaha...miss jJ's TGV...miss kL...wanna go intrnational hill, cosmo world, ice skating, sunway..bad jom la hehehe...miss gopeng...my school...my dorm...zamrud 2 yg buruk haha...miss dorm dorm Delima1(wat projek ngan Ejay sblh dorm hahaha)...miss volleyball every evening tyme form5...miss nasik lemak kantin(last mkn tyme kasi talk kat bdk2 skola =P)...miss hockey..ASAK..miss bowling (last maen ms Mad Madin dtg ipoh)...miss counter strike at gopeng CC hahaha...n lastly i miss my past...hahaha really miss it..i do =)

ps:act this thng cme out cz dah ketandusan idea...wahaha

sigh..sigh..sigh

owh great...wat a bad news...aku dah xsng ddk dah skng...i need to go to UTP to settle all ths porbs...hey wtf..how come only Ruby je xpndah...not fair...i need to trnsfer...sigh
tday still another boring day...but my hols will end soon..sonok+xsonok pon ade rs...im hepi coz i can go out frm ths house n c my frens...n da sad thng is..hurm hols is end...so i need to stdy...sigh
nex sem will start nex week..sungguh mls mau blaja skng...waa culture shock...hope i can face it even i feel i can't do it rite now...oh come on dude...malas nye rs!! sigh

Music for Life

music player has been uploaded in my blog..hope u guys enjoy it... hee =P

another boring day..as usual...wake up n check my fs...gosh no comment..waa bad reputation...hurm lmbat ag la nak 2000 nie haha..i woke earlier thn my bro, so dat i can play GTA first...hahaha...a lot of mission accomplished tday..bgus2..not bad ah..im really addict to this game but plz make it easier...hahaha im sick of trembling while playin' it...juz now im checking again my fs (for 100th time tday haha) n ive been attract on something at sushimoshi's page...kdg2 kite rase dunia ni xadil tuk kte ble sumthing bad happened..act sume tu jd sbb Allah nk uji kte n sbnrnye ade hikmah ble pape jd..xgne mnyakitkn hati org len smt2 nk puaskn hati..n sesaper yg ader wat slh ngn sumone else mintklh mf cecpt..sbb mati xtgu ms..n sesaper yg ade slh fhm ngn org len..ush lah utk cri kbnran..even mnyakitkn utk kite trime...pretty intrsting n i like it...totally agree with sushimoshi...thnx =P

erm now i dunno wat time wanna go to sleep..mybe another 'tido awal' sleep...haha or stay up for a while...no ym, no skype coz tmorrow is monday aka MOANDAY...so evryone, get ready for a great moaning on moanday...
hav a great day!!
=P

Understand the understanding

here i wanna share something that quite important n a lil bit interesting to talk about. Juz wanna share bout understanding. A simple word, un-der-s-tan-ding, but give a big impact n effect to those who didn't have this understanding. I didn't say that i really understand others really much, but i think its important to share with. At least there is some effort. Me also have some probs in understanding people, but i juz want people care about this in future. Actually this simple thing always been obeyed by others. Juz an easy work to do. Calm down a relax. Think about the people we want to understand, about anything n everything we can think about. What they like n dislike, their attitude n everything that our mind can reach. Simple n easy huh?? Mybe sometimes it take a few times to understand it. But the more we can understand people is dependent on how long u noe that person n how close are u with that person. Without this understanding thingy, there is no bond around our people. People keep fighting n fighting until the worst thing happen. People killing, dying. Whats wrong dude?? Lack of understanding. Oh come on people. We not human that always want people think everything we do is right. Peoples always do mistakes. Try to understand what happened in any situation n avoid to make others feel weird about us. We are not God who can make always-right decision. We must to understand other people so that we can live happily in future. And people will easy be friend with us. So that we can noe people feeling very well and didn't make them hurt anymore if we have this understanding. Finally misunderstanding will gone foreva!! =P

SUCCESS and FAILURE

every successful achievement always been followed by failure. Every happiness we have, there are sadness exist in our life. So this what life goes for. Life is like a wheel, we are the person who responsible to control the wheel. In life, every single thing we did, no matter what will the result be, good or bad, that is ours. We made the result like that with our effort and responsible on it. As a student, when we do something with very hi quality effort but just get the middle quality result, its not really a big problem to us. Coz actually the successful didn't come to u coz the effort u take for it not enough for u to grab the 'success'. That's why failure come to u and be friend with u. Try to avoid failure with a positive thinking and struggle more hard than before. I just get some words from my besties, "there is no failure in our life, its just it didn't come yet to u now". Its really give a positive way to someone who are now in bad situation regarding this result thingy hahaha =D...The focus now is, no need to be sad or to feel down with those thing. Try to work harder, and your very best shot in next test. Pray to God is important, coz everything that human being CAN'T do, God CAN do it very well. CHIOK!!! =P

farewell

Farewell, selamat tinggal and sayonara. Each of them give the same meaning to us, that is lost something or somebody. Sadness will surrounding us. We can see tears, people huggin' each other, crying, and the most important is we will miss the person damn much. Dude, why this kind of thing exist in our life?? But i know every single thing happened in our life, have their own reason, have their own mission. Everything has been written and set by God. We dunno what will happen in our future. It is we have taken a good path for our life?? Are we really confident with it?? hehe actually every road we take, have their own destination and everything happen along it is our destiny. We must accept it sincerely. So everything happen is our fate. Like me, today one of my best friend, Kamil, will go to Germany to further his study. But the worst thing is, i can't even go to KLIA to say goodbye to him.wuwuwuwu =(. What a sad thing happened in my life. What am i going to do now?? I will gonna miss Kamil. When should we meet again?? bout 4 years later. Duh, why so long huh. Hurm its ok, soon we will meet again. And i know he will miss Malaysia so much. Setiap pertemuan pasti ada perpisahan... Gudluck bro!!!

KAWAN dan CINTA

Satu hari CINTA dan KAWAN berjalan dalam kampung. Tiba-tiba CINTA terjatuh ke dalam telaga. Kenapa?? Kerana CINTA itu buta, lalu KAWAN pun ikut terjun ke dalam telaga. Kenapa?? Kerana...KAWAN akan buat apa saja demi CINTA. Di dalam telaga itu CINTA hilang. Kenapa?? Kerana CINTA itu halus, mudah hilang kalau tidak dijaga dan sukar dicari apatah lagi dalam telaga yang gelap. Namun KAWAN masih lagi tercari-cari di mana CINTA dan terus menunggu. Kenapa?? Kerana KAWAN itu sejati dan akan kekal sebagai KAWAN yang setia..kan3?? (",)

Reunion

reunion??something that really interesting to talk about. Actually its kinda great activity that we can have after been separated from our friends n family for a very long period...ten years,5,4,3,2 or even 1 year.Yeah what a wonderful moment we can have there. Reunion doesn't mean we must have many kind of activity but with this kind of stuff the event will be more interesting rite??hehe.

I've experienced this fantastic program a month ago..still remember the date hahaha...8th December 2007..reunion of my high school mate...even not all of the batch member come to this program..but its okay to have more than ten people come to this event...hahaha..thanx to Bazly coz handle this event n manage all kind of stuff...

Sunway pyramid has been chosen as the location of our 'party'...i know y...haha...coz its really near to Bazly aka Bad's apartment...we go there around 10:45am...n start ROCK ON!!! =)...first thing is BOWLING...yeah quite nervous at the first time coz such a long time didn't play that game...haha...but well..i did it...wahahaha...congrats Wanchuk!!u are the winner..ho-yeh!!..3 game for each person n pair for the group competiton...n Paan n Bad in 1 team...its unfair Bad!!...its not random choose..but u pick ur partner...xaci!!!! =( i still wanna kick ur butt..hahaha...

End of the bowling show...i've lost my voice...cheering nye pasal...hahaha...n after that is free time...i tought they wanna set for ice-skating session...hahaha i was wrong...shit =P...so we decide to watch movie..what kind of movie huh??hahaha...forgot already...haaa remember2...The Golden Compass...woahh!!!amazing...hey i still waiting for the next movie...what could it be??haha...no one knows...as the producer la haha...okay..okay...

I'm starving...yeah it's 'MAKAN' time...CHICKEN HARTZ....hahaha what a perfect place to eat...still remember the word "a smiling face is half the meal"....when all of us here around 8:15pm, pa lagi...SERBUUU!!!!...makan puas2...hahaha...it's a buffet restaurant, so we can eat everything we want until our stomach BOOOMM!!! =P...in one price...quite fantastic huh?? =) waaaa...i can't eat anymore...we 'take away' some food, actually the chicken...i dunno how much been 'take away' by us...but i think its more than 1 barrel...hahahaha...we are the noty2 boy...actually its for our breakfast tomorrow =D...yeah...really its for our breakfast...hehehe...

At night...we plan to go to Syahrul's apartment...SWIMMING POOL!!...its near to Bad's place...they said the swimming pool is 24hours open...thats mean its never close laa..hehe...but while we were swimming there, one guy has come to us...called 'PAK GUARD'...blame us coz swimming here at night...how dare him...so he gave us 30minutes chance to swim in that pool...F**KING PAK GUARD..n then we clear all our stuff there...n CHOW..

The next day is the 'bye2 day'...ishk3...soo sad..we've been separated again...waaaa...we go back home on that day but not all of us...just most of us...hahaha...i still stay in Bad's place for 1 more night...hahaha...check it out...something interesting happened on that day...woah...thnx god =)...i've got the My Chemical Romance ticket for free...what a beauuuutiful day...wahahaha...jangan jeles =P

So that how our REUNION end...we now at our place..studying to become a better person in the future...what a wonderful day i have =)....FIN

kenali diri melalui kentut

• 1.ORG YG TIDAK JUJUR
  orang yg kalau kentut lalu menyalahkan org lain.
  
  2.ORG BENGONG
  orang yg menahan kentutnya sampai berjam-jam.
  
  3.ORG BERWAWASAN 2020
  orang yg tahu mase yg terbaik untuk kentut.
  
  4.ORG SENGSARA
  orang yg ingin kentut tapi tidak boleh kentut.
  
  5.ORG MISTERIUS
  orang yg kalau kentut, orang lain tidak ada yg tahu.
  
  6.ORG GUGUP
  orang yg tiba-tiba terkentut bile disergah.
  
  7.ORG YANG PERCAYE DIRI SENDIRI
  org yg melepaskan kentutnye dengan bunyi yg amat lantang.
  
  8.ORG SADIS
  org yg kentut dalam selimut dan terus dikibaskan baunya.
  
  9.ORG PEMALU
  org yg kentut tidak berbunyi tetapi gusar org lain terbau kentutnya.
  
  10.ORG STARTEGIK
  org yg menyembunyikan bunyi kentutnya dengan ketawa terbahak-bahak agar org lain tidak dpt mendengar bunyi kentutnya.
  
  11.ORG BODOH
  org yg kalau abis kentutnya menghirup untuk mencium angin kentutnya.
  
  12.ORG PELIK
  org yg boleh mengeluarkan kentut apabila disuruh.
  
  13.ORG SOMBONG
  org yg sering mencium kentutnya sendiri dan bercerita akan keharuman kentutnya.
  
  14.ORG RAMAH
  org yang tidak kisah mencium kentut org lain.
  
  15.ORG YG TIDAK SENANG BERGAUL
  org yg suke kentut biler berkumpul dgn teman2.
  
  16.ORG AKUATIK
  org yg gemar kentut didalam air.
  
  17.ORG ATLETIK
  org kentut sambil mengeluarkan tenaga dalaman.
  
  18.ORG JUJUR
  org yg mengaku kalau abis kentut.
  
  19.ORG PINTAR
  org yg menghuraikan kandungan bau kentut org lain.
  
  20.ORG KELAKAR
  org yg biler ketawa sambil terkentut.
  
  21.ORG YG ROMANTIK
  org yg kentut bunyinya mendayu dan berirama merdu ketika sedang berdating.
  
  22.ORG YG TIDAK SIHAT
  org yg bile batuk dier akan terkentut.
  
  23.ORG YG PANAS BARAN
  org yg mudah marah bile terbau kentut walaupun kentutnya sendiri.
  
  Jadi Anda Manusia Yg Bercharacter Apakah?

stupidity of stupid

Here's another thing I really want to talk about. Why is everyone so afraid of the word "stupid." You know, at one point, anyone who did anything stupid, was merely referred to as "stupid." But then something happened. A few years passed, and the western world encountered racism, and what were these people called? "Ignorant." Yes, the racists were "ignorant." DUDE, they were fuckin' STUPID. See stupid sounds harsher; ignorant rolls off the tongue nicely. Don't believe me? Let's continue shall we?George Carlin brings up and excellent point when he mentions that we no longer have "stupid" kids, we have "learning disabilities." Now okay, yes, some kids, they can't read as well as others, and not every kid is good at math. But have you seen the kids in some classes, who have ADD and ADHD, and they throw things across he classroom, and they say the teacher's a bitch and a slut and a whore, you know, those kids? Those kids are STUPID, plain and simple, END of story.Another thing to think about, the word "dumb." This is the softest, kindest, most "try not to make things sounds harsh" word ever. Dumb. The word is just so unstressed. There's no power, no anger. If you're calling someone dumb, do they actually get offended? They'd get more offended if you said they were a friggin' idiot!

Ah idiot, now there's a GOOD word for describing people. Stupid people are idiots. Okay okay, I'm getting off track, how "dumb" of me. Okay, let me continue from where I left off when talking about "ignorant." So we go from stupid, to ignorant, and then what? The next wonderful term that comes along is... "unintelligent." Unintelligent? First problem with this word: it has "intelligent" in it. Psychologically, that makes it sound A LOT better than a word that just means the opposite of smart: STUPID! Okay, other problem: stupid and unintelligent are NOT the same thing. Intelligence refers to logical thinking, reason, and education. Therefore unintelligence would be a lack of these things. Stupid is more than this. Stupid includes lacking common sense. Haven't you ever met someone who gets incredible marks in school, but doesn't know how to interact with people, and makes decisions without giving them much thought? These people are intelligent, but STUPID. Maybe you've met someone the other way around: not so good in school, but a very good person with a good grasp on life. These people are unintelligent SMART people. Everyone's different!Okay, so, now we're at "unintelligent," so where do we go from here? Next, we end up with two words that piss me off: "misinformed," and "uneducated." These are the most common terms we see used in daily life. People make misinformed, uneducated decisions, or have midinformed, uneducated opinions. No no no. These people are STUPID. If someone thinks that black people should be killed, or ALL Jewish people are cheap, or ALL gay guys are into fashion and talk like girls... these people are not uneducated, misinformed, unintelligent people who are dumb. No no no, these are uneducated, misinformed, unintelligent dumb IDIOTS who are STUPID. End of story.Okay, the reason why I don't like the term "misinformed." The main problem I have with this word is that it gives the illusion that someone who thinks that, for example, black people aren't equal, just needs "information" in order to make it better. Giving them information is not going to make them realize that black people are equal. You know why? Cause they're STUPID. They're not even going to know what to do with the information!My problem with "uneducated." Again, it creates the illusion that if you spend more money on schools, somehow, all of the racist, sexist, homophobic, heterosexist, ageist, speciest, chauvonist assholes are suddenly going to disappear. No, that is not the case. Some people, no matter how much time you spend educating them, will still be STUPID. Yes, there are SOME people, who may have a certain opinion about a certain group of people, and yes, maybe they will learn and better understand what it is they are doing that is incorrect. But then there are these people, who have these idiotic, moronic beliefs, who will NOT be helped by education. Education will not teach them that nobody is less than anyone else. These people are NOT uneducated, they're stupid.

So what is my point? Quite simply, to try and understand what is really going on before you just decide to label somebody as something. Some people may be uneducated, some people may be misinformed, some people may be dumb, but you know what? When I go outside, or when I turn on the news, or when I read a newspaper, and I read about wars, and rallies, and religious extremists, and see ads for products that have people wearing next to no clothing (or ads about plastic surgery or beauty care), I can't help but think... there are A LOT of STUPID people out there!One last thing: parents have GOT to stop teaching their kids that stupid is a bad word. I mean sure, it's not nice to call people stupid. But kids should understand that some people ARE stupid. Maybe then we can finally get rid of words like "dumb."Hey, maybe you even think I'm stupid, or this is stupid. You know what? If so, go ahead and say it, because I'd rather hear people using the word "stupid" than "misinformed" anyday.

January 7 2008

today is still the same as other day...wake up in the morning...look what i have for b'fast...hehe...check my fs n ms...listening to my mp3...huhuhu still the same song...but i like it..last2 nie aku dah tertarik ngan local band...but bkn rock kapak k...i hate it...hahaha...yeah b4 dis MCR fan....i dont love you!!! but now i've been attracted to local band...One Buck Short, Bittersweet, Frequency Canon, Hujan, Pop Shuvit. Meet Uncle Husien n many more...waaaa bes banget...give it a try...gerenti best nye...hahaha...

But wateva it is...today still the bowrink day in this long...long holiday...waaaaaarrrrggghhh!!!nak balek utp...nggak mau ddk umah lama2 sih...haha smngat pnye smngat, my schedule for this coming sem is ready...waaaa rajin nye wanchuk....applause!!hahaha...siap ade back up gitu =P....even i got problems to set all of it...but finally it done...huhu bangga nye aku...thanx to Orked coz helping me...really2 appreciate it..without ur help this schedule won't be done like this..sukses2!! =D

This day totally boring...i dunno wat to do...sushimoshi buzz me...n i chat with her...borak2 until my mom call me to do some work...hahaha (its a secret sushimoshi...don't tell anyone)....waaaa still on the same bed...same pillow...same laptop in front of me+webcam(leh poyo2 dpn camera)....still da same subwoofer...waaaa boring =(....n then chatting with orked...she hav a problem...i try to help the best i can do...i noe mybe not much i can do to orked...but i think its quite ok...hehe its my plesure =)...

The big news for today!!
result kuar 11hb...waaa tkottt.....i noe im not doing well in that xam...but hopefully i can get the best...hahaha hope so...neh biase la escape2 klas nie....nex sem i'll change my attitude...POMIS!!!hehehe not promise...yey...hopefully i can become better than yesterday....go go chiok!!!aja2 fighting wanchuk!!

newbie!!! =P

hello everyone!!!

hahaha...i'm still new in this kind of stuff...hope i can learn more bout dis as soon as possible....wahahaha...i still can imagine that i've my own blog...hahaha...new year 08...new 'azam' (hope so)...wtf...hahaha...so new blog for my new year....hope it will very usefull to me... =P
so 1st of all, i'll start this from the beginning...the year that can bring luck n lot...lot..lot...lot more happiness...hehe....so enjoy in your life!!!yeah =)